I’ve warned you about hanging out at those gay porn sites. That picture is like giving a Lion a plate of salad. I’m just looking at this and thinking, ‘Yeah but I eat meat. What am I supposed to do with this’.
You know what a real mother’s day present would have been? A picture of someone else picking up my kids from school and shagging my husband so I don’t have to do either anymore.
(Ok, I may have gone too far with the husband gag…maybe someone else cooking his dinner…there, I can live with that)
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